If you think women are crazy you’ve never had a dude go from hitting on you to literally threatening to kill you in the time it takes you to say “no thanks.”

— Kendra Wells. (via mysharona1987)

these are ninjas

chiltonomics:

pinatapup:

jadebloods:

sunshien:

halogenic:

have you ever had a dream that was so vivid it stuck with you in the back of your mind for years?

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i have so many questions

this is another one of those posts where you just sit back and open tag viewer

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We have a winner

drake & josh

season 1: drake helps josh w/ a crush
season 4: drake & josh accidentally sell an orangutan to a man who eats orangutans

vel-sparko:

"what’s up everybody it’s Cr1TiKaL, I’ve just been elected President of the United States, let’s do this shit."

i-mnotbrokenjustbent:

madelinelime:

When I was a kid I thought your 20s were supposed to be fun, not filled with perpetual anxiety about financial stability and constantly feeling like an unaccomplished piece of shit. 

That’s because it was fun for baby boomers and they basically gave us this impression it would always be like that, but then they ruined the economy.

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kendallslogiebear:

when people are like “mikasa doesnt care about armin, all she cares about is eren” yo you remember that time eren called armin a coward and mikasa punched that fucker right to the ground dont even start

remind me to wake green day up soon

dumb-science-jokes:

Sex is a lot like science class, you experiment, wear lab coats, Bill Nye is there.

nicoangeli:

nicoangeli:

*apollo pulls lyre out of nowhere* anyway, here’s wonderwall

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validx2:

When bae horny but there’s tumblr beef

empress-of-derp:

onlyblackgirl:

foodthatlookslikeiggyazalea:

Iggy Azalea and kraft singles

That pack of kraft cheese got more singles than she do tho.

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